What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 21:58
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?